So, I’ve been dreaming about penises lately.

There are the typical penis dreams and their obvious interpretations. If you’re a woman and you dream of a penis, then sometimes the dream can mean the desire for more sex. Or it could mean that you’re looking to add attributes of maleness into your life: decisiveness, strength, unwillingness to ask for directions.

My dream was not so typical.

In my dream, I was having a conversation with a gay male friend who also just happened to be naked. There was nothing overtly sexual about this. I remember asking him a question and he looked down at his penis, which he had named…though I can’t recall the name, and repeated my question directly to his genitals.

Then he listened for an answer and replied to his penis, “What? You know I can’t understand you when you mumble.”

WTF does that mean?

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